Products
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Decals
Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop – Chocolate Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Pussy Pop pussy shaped Chocolate flavored candy on a stick. Our pussy tastes great!
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1 Per Package
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Greeting Cards
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Heart Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Heart refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills. Get three pair of double-stick shapes for the same waterproof, skin-safe stick of the entire Pastease line.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Neon Purple
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another neon purple homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x neon purple-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
$14.99What’s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It’s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ’90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn’t show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Sweet Cream O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
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Super Fun Penis Multicolor Party Straws – Pack of 8
$7.99Super Fun Penis straws are a playful way to accessorize your party. Great for bachelorette or birthday parties from our top-selling Super Fun Penis line of party goods. Each package contains eight fun and flirty reusable party straws in blue, green, red, and orange! Complete the look with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, candles, and more.
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Bigger or Smaller Penis Card Game
$14.99The game starts with the dealer flipping over a card to the player on their right. This player must then guess if the penis on the next card will be bigger or smaller. If the player gets it wrong, he/she drinks a shot or drinks for the number of seconds corresponding to how far their guess was off; or simply add a truth or dare element, takes a shot or removes a piece of clothing.
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Greeting Cards
Weed Is My Love Language Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>There is no greater love then when a couple’s love language is toking together! This card is meant to replace Quality Time with Quality Tokes. Write your words of affirmations inside of this card and gift this to your lover. </p>
<p>Front Message: Weed is my Love Language </p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Medium Tone
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another skin-tone homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x medium tone-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book
$14.99It’s a kinky coloring book for Adults only! Explore fetishes and have fun coloring them in! If you are looking for an Adult coloring book as a gift or for yourself or a bachelor or bachelorette party or sexy Christmas, Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book is the dirty coloring book for you. It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining! It’s by Wood Rocket.
*24 high-quality & naughty pages
*Great for sexy gifts, parties, or “Me Time”
*Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Shorty Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Novelties
Pride Medium Gift Bag
$4.99Celebrate love with this festive #Pride gift bag. Made with high-quality materials, this unique luxury gift bag is made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Glittering Stars & Stripes – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small Glittering Stars & Stripes Star Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2 x 2 inches.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
420 Foreplay 420 Greeting Card
$5.00Play on words leading to play on you… grab this “420 foreplay” card for someone you want to smoke and play with. No slot for a pre-roll on these simple, but punny designs. There cards are for when you want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud”. Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Black
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Boundless Nipple Pasties
$5.99Give your goodies a seductive upgrade with the edgy Boundless 2 Nipple Pasties. These sexy pasties are ready to play with a form-fitting design, self-adhesive tape, and bold “X” shape.
The form-fitting design and self-adhesive tape are made for extended playtime and can stay in place no matter how much you shake and shimmy. The glamorous nipple pasties are the perfect addition to any wild music festival look, rave outfit, Pride ensemble, or as luscious lingerie.
Easy Application – Thoroughly clean and dry desired location, peel and stick adhesive tape, and press firmly in place to ensure long-lasting wear. For best results, avoid using lotion or oil on location prior to use and apply any makeup/jewels/glitter after applying pasties.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Holographic Heart – Silver O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small Holographic Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting holographic material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
??Includes Two (2) Pair??
Dimensions: 1.9 X 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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Games for Parties
Play Wiv Me Bigger or Smaller Boobs Card Game
$14.99The game starts with the dealer flipping over a card to the player on their right. This player must then guess if the boobs on the next card will be bigger or smaller. If the player gets it wrong, he/she drinks a shot or drinks for the number of seconds corresponding to how far their guess was off; or simply add a truth or dare element, takes a shot or removes a piece of clothing.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Suck A Bag of Dicks Gift Bag
$6.99The gift bag with an attitude – our Suck a Bag of Dicks gift bag is a must for dispensaries, liquor stores, novelty & gift stores. Our gift bag is constructed of high-quality card stock and sturdy woven handles. This fun gift bag will impress anyone with a sense of humor and a playful attitude.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Seducer Leather Pasties w/Ring – Red
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Shiny Glow in the Dark Shroom – Red/White O/S
$11.99Mushroom: Shiny Red & White Glow-in-the-Dark Shroom Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inch
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Novelties
Super Fun Penis Squirt Gun
$10.99Make your bachelorette party extra special with our unique Super Fun Penis Squirt Gun! This 7-inch Penis Squirt Gun is your ticket to hours of wild and memorable fun. With a shooting distance of up to 14 feet, you’ll have a blast as you aim at your friends and family. Great for poolside gatherings- get your hands on our hilarious favor today, and prepare for the most unforgettable bachelorette party ever!
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Novelties
This Is Gay Stripe Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Bop Bag
$41.99<p>The Dickheads inflatable bop bag. Just inflate with air, add water or sand to the base and punch away. So get ready to let loose, release some stress, and enjoy the playful fun!</p>
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Party
Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this Girls Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelorette party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last lady standing wins!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
24K Gold Plated Nipplets (plus 4 Pairs of adhesives) Gold O/S
$43.99A special luxury item that will give the wow factor to any garment you wear. Gold plated conical liners with adhesive.
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Greeting Cards
Happy Steak And BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Steak and BJ Card.
There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Bound Up Billy
$24.99Bound Up Billy is all tied up…in cuteness! Even the most extreme fetishist will appreciate this plushy slave. Tangled in shibari style rope binding, Billy is exploring his senses in his kinky eye mask while being extremely cuddly and cute.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Temperature Reactive Heart Pasties – Neon Pink
$12.99These are black when in colder climates but turn neon pink with a warm touch or warm weather!
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our temperature reactive nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Black to Pink, Black to Green—rock your fav color combo on pasties that change color in the hot and cold. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Badge – Rose Gold
$4.99<p>Stunning and Sophisticated Cream Flowered Rosette with a Gold Metalic Script Birthday Girl Logo. This is the Highest Quality Rosette on the Market for the Classy Birthday Girl.</p>
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Key Chains
Master Series BDSM Teddy Bear Keychain
$13.99Who’s your Bondage Daddy? This Bondage Bear is perfect as a gift or for yourself and lets you flag your kinky side in the cutest of ways! This bear has light peach fur, wears a faux leather harness with metal O-rings, wields a mini flogger, and has a removable eye mask! Wear it on your bag, attach it to your keychain, or hang it somewhere for fun! It fits in the palm of your hand. Bring it to your desk at work and let Bondage Bear Daddy keep you in check so you get all your work done! Attach it to your keychain or clip it to a bag! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Baseballs – Vanilla
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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