Products
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket He/Him Keychain – Black/Gold
$14.99This glittery gold “He/Him” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Etc.
Super Fun Penis Multicolor Party Straws – Pack of 8
$7.99Super Fun Penis straws are a playful way to accessorize your party. Great for bachelorette or birthday parties from our top-selling Super Fun Penis line of party goods. Each package contains eight fun and flirty reusable party straws in blue, green, red, and orange! Complete the look with coordinating plates, napkins, balloons, candles, and more.
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Card Games
Wood Rocket Classic Porn Playing Cards
$14.99Officially licensed VCX product. This deck is sexy and retro-cool. These cards feature the movie posters from top classic Adult movies like Swedish Sorority Girls, The Long Ranger, Sex World, Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls, and John Holmes’ Girls On Fire.
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Novelties
Pride Medium Gift Bag
$4.99Celebrate love with this festive #Pride gift bag. Made with high-quality materials, this unique luxury gift bag is made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles.
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Games for Parties
Wood Rocket Stoner Party Dice Game – Green
$8.99Roll’ play with this Stoner Party ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice Game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your best bud what to do, if you dare. Smoke, roll, and puff puff play!
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Etc.
Selopa Cobalt Cutie – Blue
$29.98This chunky little bullet delivers intense vibrations with its tapered tip and textured shaft that effortlessly target your erogenous zones for deeply satisfying pleasure. Five Year Warranty.
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Novelties
All Dicks Naughty Straws – Asst. Colors Pack of 11
$8.99All Dicks Naughty Straws. Vibrantly colored straws in assorted colors to match the Progress Flag colors. Which color do you identify with most? Enjoy selecting your color and drinking in style at your next LGBTQ+ and friends events. Include everyone with 11 penis-shaped straw color options.
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Miscellaneous
Grabbing Boobs Bottle Opener
$5.99<p>A bottle opener that fits right in your wallet! The size of a credit card! Guaranteed to make everyone laugh when you open a bottle with this opener!</p>
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Kit Vibrating Glow in the Dark – Blue
$52.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
All materials & packaging made in Portland, OR, USA.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone. -
Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Pineapple
$18.99Pineapples are the symbol of a warm welcome and great hospitality. When combined with a pipe and a mug they make the perfect adult favor for your tropical themed party.
This tropical themed novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 18oz. It is shaped like a real pineapple with a green handle and green top. The body is yellow with a scalloped shape that gives a 3-D feel. Each piece is hand painted slightly differently, just like a real pineapple.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
Get the party started with these fun pineapple mugs when you serve up your coffee and a smoke. Why not offer your guests one to take home as a unique favor?
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Ice Trays
Cannabis Ice & Candy Silicone Mold
$5.99Cannabis mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. Each tray features 11 delightful cannabis leaf molds. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Ride 'Em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties – O/S
$9.99Introducing the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties, the perfect accessory to elevate your intimate style. These form-fitting pasties are designed with denim material to add a touch of edgy sophistication to your look.
With their easy peel and stick application, these pasties are a breeze to wear. Simply remove the backing and place them over your desired area for a secure and confident fit. The adhesive is strong enough to stay in place, yet gentle enough to be easily removed without any discomfort. What makes these pasties even more appealing is their reusability. Simply remove and store them properly after each use for prolonged enjoyment.
Unleash your inner wild side with the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties. Whether you’re looking to spice up your intimate moments or add a unique touch to your festival outfits, these pasties are the perfect choice to make a bold statement.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Heart Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Heart refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills. Get three pair of double-stick shapes for the same waterproof, skin-safe stick of the entire Pastease line.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Skull Bone
$18.99A wacky gift for an eccentric friend or family member. Delight a collector of ghostly and spooky gimmicks with this unique mug. It is perfect for a smoke with morning or evening coffee.
The mug is made of ceramic and finished in a black color. On the front is an eerie skull with bony fingers clasping a pipe. An intricate detailed bone design surrounds the top and bottom of the mug. The mug holds approx. 18 oz.
The Skull & Bones Mug is fully functional with a pipe and mouthpiece. The pipe is attached to the front of the mug, where you can pack your tobacco and light it. Smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This new addition to our Mug Collection is a fabulous and unusual gift that is sure to make an impact when opened. It comes packaged in a color gift box
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Greeting Cards
Good Vibes Only Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Good Vibes Only</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Colorful Shroom – Multi Color O/S
$11.99Mushroom: Colorful Shroom Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these colorful mushroom nipple pasties on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inch
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Greeting Cards
Roll Me a Blunt 420 Greeting Card
$5.99Ladies – this ones for you. Grab this card today to tell your man (or woman) what you want. With no slot for a pre-roll, and simple, but punny designs, our newest KushKards are here! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you. With pot leaves for the background and a monochromatic purple theme, this card is for the highest class of people. Blank on the inside so you can write your own message.
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Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Tiara – Rose Gold
$7.99<p>A Sophisticated & Stunning Rose Gold Metallic & Diamante Birthday Girl Boxed Birthday Tiara. The Logo Has Been Created and Cut Out in Padded Sponge Foil. Elegantly Placed on the Birthday Girls Head for the Ultimate Birthday Accessory .</p>
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Greeting Cards
Boba D Greeting Card
$5.99<p>Boba Tea on the D Card.</p>
<p>Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Penis Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Penis Pop pecker shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our pecker tastes great!
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Greeting Cards
The Stoner Prescription Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>The only prescription we look forward to refilling! Check out this stoner script ready to fill for the loved one in your life! When love is your drug… you get addicted! Our “Stoner Prescription” Cannabis Greeting Card is here to make the night right!</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
$11.99This “I Love Butts” enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Invites
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner
$7.99Add a hint of sparkle to your bachelorette celebration with the Same Penis Forever Foil Balloon Banner. This beautiful, 16-inch tall banner spans several feet across and makes a BIG statement. With its rose gold color and bright, eye-catching foil material, this banner will make your special day one to remember for years to come. Get ready for an unforgettable experience and grab your Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner today!
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Edible Undies
Gummy Ball Bands – 3 Pack Asst. Colors/Flavors
$4.99Ball Bands – 3 Edible Fruity Gummy Testicular Bands. Flavors include Apple, Orange and Blueberry.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Tassel Glitter Heart – Silver O/S
$13.99Love: Silver Glitter Heart Pasties with Tassels are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches X 2.5 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Greeting Cards
Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Let me Swallow your Heart Card.
The key to my heart .
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Miscellaneous
GoodHead Air Freshener – Strawberry
$4.99<p>Reinvigorate any space with GoodHead Air Fresheners! This Strawberry scent is smells just like your favorite GoodHead product and can be hung on a rearview mirror, in a bathroom, closet, bedroom, or wherever else!</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Popsicle Ice Pop – Cherry Red O/S
$8.99Popsicle: Cherry Red Ice Pop Nipple Pasties by Pastease® A fun twist on a classic patriotic summer treat!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
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Dice
Metallic Sex! Dice
$8.99Sex dice for a sexy couple! Three vibrant, metallic-colored dice for foreplay and sexplay. Take turns
rolling the dice. Act out each foreplay action on the first two dice. If a wild is rolled either he or she gets
to decide what foreplay action depending on which wild is rolled. If both wilds are rolled, you win!
When you win you also get to act out the third “SEX” die after the foreplay dice. The roller interprets
how each die illustration is acted out.
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Party
Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this Girls Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelorette party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last lady standing wins!
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Board Games
Why Not? Spicy Board Game
$34.90<div>Whether you have been together a little or a long time, you can always make things steamier while having more fun with each other! Whether you are looking to add some romance, have more fun, experience new things together, spice things up or all of the above, this is the game for you!</div>
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<div>Get ready to:</div>
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<li class=”a-spacing-small”><span class=”a-list-item”>IMPROVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP: Take your relationship to the next level and experience new things together. Perfect to break the routine, build more intimacy and have more fun with each other. A couples game that will gradually heat things up!</span></li>
<li class=”a-spacing-small”><span class=”a-list-item”>SPEND MORE QUALITY TIME TOGETHER: 170 cards to get to know each other, connect on deeper levels, heat things up or everything at once! You’ll be wanting more adults only time!</span></li>
<li class=”a-spacing-small”><span class=”a-list-item”>WHY NOT?: Great to get to know each other intimately and spice up any date night. You will leave everybody wondering why you are smiling so much! (If you know what we mean 😉 )</span></li>
<li class=”a-spacing-small”><span class=”a-list-item”>BACKED BY THERAPISTS: It’s a proven fact that couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day together have deeper, more meaningful, stronger bonds in the long run. Help keep the passion alive over time and spend more time together!</span></li>
<li class=”a-spacing-small”><span class=”a-list-item”>A NEW DATE NIGHT EXPERIENCE!: The perfect tool to open communication and foster a deeper sense of complicity between each other.</span></li>
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Games for Romance & Couples
Wood Rocket Gay AF Gay Men Couples Sex Dice Game – Blue
$8.99Roll’ play with this Gay AF Gay Men Sex Dice adult couples game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. For gay men only. Take date night—or any night—to a whole new level! For Gay Men Only.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Black Light Glitter Shroom Pasties – Pink/White O/S
$12.99Come down the rabbit hole with us! While you may not grow shorter or taller, we still promise you one wild ride! Super Blacklight Reactive BB!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Shiny Glow in the Dark Shroom – Red/White O/S
$11.99Mushroom: Shiny Red & White Glow-in-the-Dark Shroom Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inch
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Suck A Bag of Dicks Gift Bag
$6.99The gift bag with an attitude – our Suck a Bag of Dicks gift bag is a must for dispensaries, liquor stores, novelty & gift stores. Our gift bag is constructed of high-quality card stock and sturdy woven handles. This fun gift bag will impress anyone with a sense of humor and a playful attitude.
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