Products
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Novelties
Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign
$23.99Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign. From Beistle
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots the Dickheads Bride Spread Knife
$9.99<p>Spread the love at any party with the Dickheads spreader knife. Make it a center piece of your next charcuterie board.</p>
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Candy & Food Products
Lusty Lickers Boobie Pop – Caramel Lovers
$3.99Lusty Lickers Boobie Pop Boobie shaped Caramel flavored candy on a stick. Our boobs tastes great!
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Mugs & Cups
Ski Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$14.99Parties are back and there’s no better way to celebrate than with this shot glass set! Doing shots
off of skis is a ski lodge tradition, and this set makes it something you can enjoy more easily and
in your own home. Want to do a ski shot? Fasten all four glasses to the ski, fill them up with
liquor, liqueurs and mixers, and them drink them in waterfall fashion by lifting the front of the
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Novelties
Sex!!! Board Game
$9.99The Game for Any Couple, Thruple, or Quad. Do you and your lover(s) enjoy hot ravenous Sex? If so, you’ll love this fast-paced game of foreplay and sexplay! Enjoy foreplay as you move around the board and the winner gets to spin for a winning sex position. If playing with more than 2 people, add a sex position per additional person.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease All Sparkle Heart – Black O/S
$11.99Sparkle & Prints Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide by 2.5 inches tall Coverage: 1.8 inches.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Off the Wall Checkered Pasties – 2 Pairs 1 Black/1 Red
$13.99Peekaboos Off the Wall Checkered Pasties – 2 Pairs 1 Black/1 Red .
For whatever the occasion, Peekaboos Pasties has the perfect pasty for you. The high-quality, detailed pieces of the Peekaboos Pasties collection provide a vast assortment of styles. With design elements ranging from simplistic ‘X’s and hearts in classic colors, to playfully flirtatious tassels, from jeweled adjustable rings to crystal open designs, Peekaboos Pasties offers a selection of the finest in pasty adornment. Whether you search for something subtle to wear under a sheer top or something outrageous to make an outfit of its own, Peekaboos is sure to provide the perfect option for today’s vivacious woman. -
Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Strawberry O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Games for Parties
F ck! Sh t! Tw t! Card Game
$14.99F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! is the fast-paced game of blurting obscenities. Score a point each time you are the first to blurt out a vulgarity that fits both cards. Win by sharing your dirty mind the quickest. Sample Cards “Something you should never call your grandmother.” And “Rhyming with ‘bunt’”. 10,000 possible game card combos. Included: 200 game cards and rules.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Shroom – Neon Pink O/S
$11.99Mushroom: Neon Pink Shroom Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these neon pink mushroom nipple covers on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inch
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Etc.
Glitterati Boobie Party Napkins – Pack of 8
$4.99Our elegant two-ply, 7-inch paper napkins are on-trend for this bachelorette season and feature fun metallic stamped boobs (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze). Each package contains eight 7-Inch two-ply boob napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, games, accessories, candles, and more!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fabulous Air Freshener – Perfume
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Fabulous” rainbow cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Perfume Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Decals
Dads Are Dope Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Dads are Dope Sticker- Pack of 3.
Made with durable vinyl, it’s perfect for customizing your favorite items and showing off your laid-back, fun-loving side. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
In A Bag Lace Nipple Pasties – Black
$12.99Keep only what needs to be covered with these sexy black vegan leather and lace pasties. Black Vegan Leather and Lace Pasties.
Silicone Glue Allows for Multiple Uses.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Sexfeld Parody Coloring Book
$14.99What’s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? It’s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ’90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the things they couldn’t show on TV! The illustrations contain nudity and are for Adults Only. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers. And any fan of porn parodies will dig it!
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Any Party Occasion
I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop
Whether it’s their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It’s a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!
Patent Pending.
Design Details: ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy.
Front Message: I’d Hit ThatInside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I am Dope Air Freshener – Mint
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Am Dope” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Black Light Glitter Shroom Pasties – Pink/White O/S
$12.99Come down the rabbit hole with us! While you may not grow shorter or taller, we still promise you one wild ride! Super Blacklight Reactive BB!
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Decals
For the Record Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! “For the Record” sticker for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this sticker is perfect for your hippie stoner friend.
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Miscellaneous
Sportsheets Spiked Sensory Mitts – Black
$33.99Breathtaking new sensations await you as you explore all new forms of sensory play with the Spiked Sensory Mitt! Take your play to enticing new heights with both the soft and soothing sensation of faux fur brushing over your skin and the exhilaratingly prickly sensation of the hidden spikes tucked within the fur! Tickle your partner in the one size fits all mitt with the luxurious faux fur, then rotate the mitt for exciting sharper sensations with gentle spikes scattered throughout the fur and embrace the contrasting sensations made to make you squirm in delight.
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Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Greeting Cards
Think Less, Vibe More Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Think Less, Vibe More</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Happy Fucking Birthday Plates – Pack of 8
$4.99Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each package features eight high-quality 7.5-inch plates with elegant gold foil stamps. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine paper and party products.
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks Lord Kraken Silicone Key Chain – Blue
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Games for Parties
Romantic Tabs – 50 count
$10.99Reconnect with your partner with Romantic Tabs! Discover endless fun and playful activities for you and your partner to experience. Shake out a few tabs from the box and peel back the tab, revealing a unique and playful activity designed to ignite sparks and create unforgettable moments. With fifty enchanting ideas at your fingertips, you and your partner will embark on a journey of love, laughter, and connection.
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Card Games
Extreme Personal Questions For Lovers Card Game
$14.99The incredibly popular party game now for couples to play on date nights. What you learn about your lover will intrigue you. Interesting answers earn cards, and the first player to collect 20, wins the game.
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Birthday
High Wishes Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Get ready to light up the party with our High Wishes Birthday Card!
This isn’t just your ordinary birthday card. It’s a ticket to a world of fun and giggles, perfect for those who love to keep life exciting and a bit mysterious.
KushKard: Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Glow in the Dark Hearts & Stars – Green 2 Pairs
$13.99One heart shaped and one star shaped pair of glow in the dark pasties. From Xgen Products.
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease All Sparkle Plus X – Black O/S
$11.99Sparkle & Prints Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall Coverage: 1.6 inches.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Bomb Pop – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Bomb Pop: Glittering Red, White & Blue USA Ice Pop Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
A fun twist on a classic patriotic summer treat! Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 1.9 x 4 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.9 inches. -
Gummy Candy
Gummy Sutra Sex Position Gummies – Limited Edition Hang Tab Box
$5.99Gummy Sutra gummy candies. Let your lover really know what’s on your mind when you hand them one of these great tasting sexy position shaped erotic gummies!
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple.
Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Freddy Flogger
$23.99Freddie Flogger is bossy and ready to whip you into shape! Show someone that you appreciate their torture with the cutest dominatrix on the scene.
Empower Your Sensuality
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