Products
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket the Oral Sex Coloring Book
$14.99The Oral Sex Coloring Book is all about oral, and we don’t mean giving speeches or going to the dentist! This sexy, adults-only coloring book features 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations of all your favorite oral sex acts. It’ll whittle your crayons down to the nub and leave your mouth watering for more
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Ice Trays
Get Lucky Penis Party Chocolate / Ice Tray – Pink
$13.00Get Lucky Penis Party Chocolate/Ice Tray .
This fun Party Penis mold makes bite-size ice, chocolates, jello and more!
The mold is approximately 7.5 inches wide and approximately 5.8 inches long.
8 penis pieces per mold.
Made from high quality silicone.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Red Bow With Love Gift Bag
$6.99The perfect gift bag for your Valentine or holiday sweetheart. Gift bags by Little Genie Productions are made of high-quality card stock and durable elegant handles to hold that special gift. This 10-inch gift bag has a classic bow design and is a popular choice for any gift-giving occasion.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Plus X Black Light Reactive – Neon Green O/S
$9.99Neon Day-Glow Lycra Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft yet durable Lycra material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches
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Novelties
All Dicks Naughty Straws – Asst. Colors Pack of 11
$8.99All Dicks Naughty Straws. Vibrantly colored straws in assorted colors to match the Progress Flag colors. Which color do you identify with most? Enjoy selecting your color and drinking in style at your next LGBTQ+ and friends events. Include everyone with 11 penis-shaped straw color options.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Matte Plus X – White O/S
$9.99Matte Plus X Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting matte material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches.
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Toys
Jumping Boobie
$6.99Jumping Boobie Toy. Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump! Cause hysterical laughter at any fun party event or occasion with these adorable wind up Jumping Boobie gags!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Naughty Knix Bella Rosa Shimmer G-String & Pasties – Soft Pink O/S
$22.99Look like a beautiful blushing pink rose in these Bella Rosa Naughty Knix Pasties & Panties set.
Naughty Knix are the perfect pair of underwear for the ultimate woman. You know her, she’s a total #GIRLBOSS at work, a beast on the court, and a lady in the streets! In order to accomplish all of this ish, she needs a pair of panties is flexible, vibrant, and sexy.
Designed by Biomechanical specialists, our thin G-String Knix are designed to move with you as you move mountains. Our Knix feel superlight, supersexy, and breathable during the most strenuous of activities (xfit, marathon, and sexy-times tested), giving you peace of mind, comfort, and allure all day long.
Knix will set you miles above the competition and will have you winning the awesome award. BOOM
Why Are They So Awesome?
COMFORTABLE, LONG LASTING PASTIES: Self-adhering with an easy, peasy application using the highest quality Medical Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Latex Free Adhesive. Easy and painless to remove. With these WATERPROOF pasties that last 8-12 hours, you’ll leave your friends and lovers blinded by the light!
FEMALE OWNED & OPERATED: All Naughty Knix are created with love in Sunny California using locally sourced fabrics. Match with your fav Neva Nude products: Glitz Grenade, Nipztix Pasties, Crystals, & BodiStix body stickers for multiple nights on the town!
GIVE THE GIFT OF KNIX: These adorably packaged sets make the perfect gift for bae, bridal babes, or festival fashionistas!
Size: Size 2-6. Pasties: Size: Height: 2.3″ Width: 3.2 -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Killer Buds Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Killer Buds Weed Coloring Book re-imagines all your favrote horror film characters… only blazed! Featuring The Thing, Freddy, Jason, Halloween, Alien, Texas Chainsaw, and more! It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.
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Gummy Candy
Gummy Sutra Sex Position Gummies – Limited Edition Hang Tab Box
$5.99Gummy Sutra gummy candies. Let your lover really know what’s on your mind when you hand them one of these great tasting sexy position shaped erotic gummies!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Boundless Nipple Pasties
$5.99Give your goodies a seductive upgrade with the edgy Boundless 2 Nipple Pasties. These sexy pasties are ready to play with a form-fitting design, self-adhesive tape, and bold “X” shape.
The form-fitting design and self-adhesive tape are made for extended playtime and can stay in place no matter how much you shake and shimmy. The glamorous nipple pasties are the perfect addition to any wild music festival look, rave outfit, Pride ensemble, or as luscious lingerie.
Easy Application – Thoroughly clean and dry desired location, peel and stick adhesive tape, and press firmly in place to ensure long-lasting wear. For best results, avoid using lotion or oil on location prior to use and apply any makeup/jewels/glitter after applying pasties.
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Banners
Hot Stuff Confetti – Assorted Colors
$2.99Hot Stuff Confetti. From Beistle
Multi-color.
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Dice
Oral Sex Glow in the Dark Dice Game
$8.99Have fun frolicking in the dark! Roll the Pink Dice for oral foreplay and select your own body part or action when you roll a wild. Roll both wilds and you win, and get to roll the green oral sex die. Then you decide which one of you assumes each position on the die roll.
Graphics are non-gender specific, so ANY couple can play.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag- Pack of 3
$16.99<p>Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our “A Basic Gift For A Basic Bitch” snarky gift bag, made from Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately. One size only.</p>
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Party
Wood Rocket Guys Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Black
$8.99Roll’ play with this Guys Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelor party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last guy standing wins!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Skull Bone
$18.99A wacky gift for an eccentric friend or family member. Delight a collector of ghostly and spooky gimmicks with this unique mug. It is perfect for a smoke with morning or evening coffee.
The mug is made of ceramic and finished in a black color. On the front is an eerie skull with bony fingers clasping a pipe. An intricate detailed bone design surrounds the top and bottom of the mug. The mug holds approx. 18 oz.
The Skull & Bones Mug is fully functional with a pipe and mouthpiece. The pipe is attached to the front of the mug, where you can pack your tobacco and light it. Smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This new addition to our Mug Collection is a fabulous and unusual gift that is sure to make an impact when opened. It comes packaged in a color gift box
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Banners
Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons
$7.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features five high-quality 11-inch Balloons that read Happy Fucking Birthday and are filled with fuck you finger confetti. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Liquid Spade – Black O/S
$11.99Spade: Liquid Black Spade Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.9 inches.
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Dolls - Lifelike
Curve Toys Mistress 3D Vibrating Pussy & Ass Masturbator
$495.99MISTRESS VIBRATING PUSSY & ASS MASTURBATOR WITH REMOTE Life size masturbator with powerful vibration. 3 speeds + 7 patterns of vibration remote control up to 19ft. Textured inner tunnels for added stimulation. Hand painted with 2 distinctly textured tunnels. Soft Life-like Bioskin TPE. Open ended design for easy clean up. Phthalate & Latex Free Waterproof Rating IPX5. Color: Medium. Realistic size and feel. Soft premium TPE. Care and Maintenance. Use with water-based lubricant. Clean before and after use with mild soap and water. Pat dry then sprinkle with cornstarch powder to extend life of product. Store separately in a cool, dust-free location.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Polka Pot Gift Bag – Pink/White
$8.99Polka Pot Gift Bag.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Refill Star Double Stick Shapes – Pack of 3 O/S
$11.99Rockstar Refills make all your Pastease re-usable with Pastease Refills.
Get three pair of double-stick shapes for the same waterproof, skin-safe stick of the entire Pastease line.
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Edible Undies
Sweet & Sour Gummy Thong & Bra
$10.99Intimate play time just got even more deliciously fun with this Delicious Edible Gummy Thong and Bra! Put them on and eat them off! For an edible sexy experience that neither you nor your lover will soon forget!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Orange/Yellow
$12.99Long live the Targaryens! Become the Mother of Dragons with color changing pasties. These ones shift between sunny yellow and fiery orange.
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Kama Sutra Adult Activity Book
$16.99Explore all the realms of the Kama Sutra in this sexy and funny activity book! It’s great for fun and entertainment for yourself or as a gift or for bachelorette parties. With pages to color, crossword puzzles, word seeks, connect the dots and more! It’s filthy! It’s sexy! It’s entertaining!
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Trippin Over U Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Inspired by our “Trippin’ Over You” KushKard, We created a KushWrap with our kush-room! Mushrooms are all the rage right now as reports have come out about the health benefits of different types of mushrooms… I’m not talking about the psychedelics! (But apparently those have their own benefits) Have a mushroom lover, or granola girl in your life?
3 SHEETS
SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Dolls - Lifelike
Lola Love Lamb Blow Up Sheep
$9.99Lola love lamb has a date, Lola love lamb feels so great. Soft and cuddly as can be. She will bring you to your knees. She’ll save you time she’ll save you money. Your friends will really think she’s funny, so take her out on the town Lola love Lamb won’t let you down. 16″ Tall.
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Cake Pans / Baking Related
Cannabis Cookie Cutter
$5.99Our four-inch Cannabis Cookie cutter can be used for fun 420-inspired treats, sandwiches, pancakes, and more!
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Bad Bitch Pasties – 2 Pairs
$13.992 pair of x-shaped pasties with “bad bitch” on each. From Xgen Products,
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Suck A Bag of Dicks Gift Bag
$6.99The gift bag with an attitude – our Suck a Bag of Dicks gift bag is a must for dispensaries, liquor stores, novelty & gift stores. Our gift bag is constructed of high-quality card stock and sturdy woven handles. This fun gift bag will impress anyone with a sense of humor and a playful attitude.
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Board Games
Our Sex Game – Spanish Version
$31.99<p>OSG: OUR SEX GAME in SPANISH ! is one of will access all your sexy areas , encouraging stimulating conversations, erotic exploration and experimentation that will leave nothing untouched – literally!<br /><br />On a board that sensually spells out S E X, pleasure intensifies from Sensual to Erotic to X-rated as lovers advance from one stage to the next. With each progressively steamy level, roll to discover what you’ll be doing, where you’ll be doing it, and who reaps the rewards! The board is also loaded with OSG squares where you get to select a card describing increasingly sexy scenarios and intimate actions.<br /><br />Begin by secretly writing down your ultimate sexual fantasy: Play to win a this becomes the winner’s prize!<br /><br />The many random combinations ensure you’ll both enjoy a different experience each time you play. Whatever your journey – it’s sure to be filled with seductive, erotic and x-rated foreplay, building to an explosive climax!<br /><br />Contents:<br />- Game Board<br />- 24 ‘Seductive’ Cards<br />- 24 ‘Erotic’ Cards<br />- 24 ‘X-Rated’ Cards<br />- 4 Game Dice<br />- 2 Play Pieces<br />- Rules of Play</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Diva Pasties – 2 Pairs
$13.992 pair of “Diva” pasties. From Xgen Products.
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Any Party Occasion
Too Hot To Handle Greeting Card
$5.99Ignite a smile with our ‘Too Hot to Handle’ card, featuring a pair of sizzling chili peppers that are sure to spice up any occasion! Whether you’re sending it to a spicy significant other or a fiery friend, this card is perfect for anyone who brings heat into your life. The playful design is matched with a bold declaration of admiration, making it an ideal way to show appreciation for someone whose spirit burns bright.
Patent Pending.Design Details: Whimsical greeting card with two red chili peppers and the words ‘Too Hot to Handle’, surrounded by hearts, capturing the essence of someone with a spicy personality.
Front Message: Too Hot To Handle
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap.
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Decals
For the Record Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00You are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! “For the Record” sticker for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this sticker is perfect for your hippie stoner friend.
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Pens & Lighters
Outrageous Office Pens
$9.99Want a pen that’s really “note-worthy”? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or co-worker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens. Let people really know what’s on your mind!
Sayings Include:
Actually, just fuck off.
I wish I could fukin spell.
Hands off my pen, bitch.
These stupid fucks think I’m working.
I wanna fucking go home.Features:
5 Nasty Pens Included
Great Ice-Breaker
Fun Novelty
Empower Your Sensuality
Take Pleasure to
the Next Level
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