Products
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Dice
Metallic Sex! Dice
$8.99Sex dice for a sexy couple! Three vibrant, metallic-colored dice for foreplay and sexplay. Take turns
rolling the dice. Act out each foreplay action on the first two dice. If a wild is rolled either he or she gets
to decide what foreplay action depending on which wild is rolled. If both wilds are rolled, you win!
When you win you also get to act out the third “SEX” die after the foreplay dice. The roller interprets
how each die illustration is acted out.
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Baseballs – Vanilla
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Greeting Cards
Weed Is My Love Language Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>There is no greater love then when a couple’s love language is toking together! This card is meant to replace Quality Time with Quality Tokes. Write your words of affirmations inside of this card and gift this to your lover. </p>
<p>Front Message: Weed is my Love Language </p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Etc.
Happy Fucking Birthday Plates – Pack of 8
$4.99Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each package features eight high-quality 7.5-inch plates with elegant gold foil stamps. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine paper and party products.
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Novelties
Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign
$24.99Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign. From Beistle
tri-fold design; 3 metal stakes included; all-weather; assembly required. -
Novelties
Love Wins Pride Large Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Diva Pasties – 2 Pairs
$13.992 pair of “Diva” pasties. From Xgen Products.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Temptress Leather Pasties w/Studs – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Kit Vibrating Glow in the Dark – Blue
$52.99Our homemade dildo kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis. Clone-A-Willy’s casting kit captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet!
All materials & packaging made in Portland, OR, USA.
If your penis is 9” or larger, you will need to use an XL vibrator and may need extra silicone. If you want to make a non-vibrating dildo, you’ll definitely need extra silicone. -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Starstruck Leather Pasties w/Studs & Nipple Hole – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Mugs & Cups
Ski Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$14.99Parties are back and there’s no better way to celebrate than with this shot glass set! Doing shots
off of skis is a ski lodge tradition, and this set makes it something you can enjoy more easily and
in your own home. Want to do a ski shot? Fasten all four glasses to the ski, fill them up with
liquor, liqueurs and mixers, and them drink them in waterfall fashion by lifting the front of the
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Novelties
This Is Gay Stripe Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
Large Gift Bag with White Cord Handles, Double-Sided Print -
Novelties
Pride Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
Large Gift Bag with White Cord Handles, Double-Sided Print -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Red
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Couples Toothpicks – Multi Colors
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Card Games
Laugh Together Fun Card Game
$23.50<p><span class=”a-list-item”>Engaging Couple’s Experience: Dive into the world of “Why Don’t We Laugh Together?” – the ultimate couples card game designed for 2 players. Strengthen your connection through fun challenges, ensuring countless moments of laughter and interaction.</span></p>
<p><span class=”a-list-item”>200 Cards, Endless Fun: Explore 180 cards featuring talents, games, and trivia, specially crafted for couples. From romantic charades to intriguing trivia, this game guarantees hours of entertainment and shared enjoyment.</span></p>
<p><span class=”a-list-item”>Win Prizes, Ignite Playfulness: Compete for exciting prizes perfectly tailored for couples. Experience the thrill of claiming rewards like “Skip Chore Duty” or “Plan Your Dream Date,” adding a spark of competitiveness to your relationship.</span></p>
<p><span class=”a-list-item”>Date Nights Reimagined: Transform your date nights with captivating drawing, singing, and quick-witted games. Enjoy the convenience of staying in while exploring new dimensions of each other’s personalities.</span></p>
<p><span class=”a-list-item”>Perfect Couple’s Gift: Searching for a unique gift? “Why Don’t We Laugh Together?” is an ideal choice for birthdays, anniversaries, or weddings. Give the gift of shared laughter and unforgettable memories.</span></p> -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
In A Bag Lace Nipple Pasties – Black
$12.99Keep only what needs to be covered with these sexy black vegan leather and lace pasties. Black Vegan Leather and Lace Pasties.
Silicone Glue Allows for Multiple Uses.
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Decals
Tri-Trip Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Tri Trip Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Key Chains
Master Series Gagged Teddy Bear Keychain
$13.99Give this gagged bear as a gag gift or keep it for yourself! The little bondage bear fits in the palm of your hand and will attach to a keychain or bag as a fun way to flag that you’re kinky! With a collar, wrist and ankle cuffs and nickel-free chains connecting them, this little bear is restrained for your pleasure and amusement! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Greeting Cards
High Love You Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Say “High Love You” with our top selling KushKard! Our “High Love You Love” Cannabis Greeting Card says all you need in 3 little words. The pastel pinks and monochrome style makes this a perfect greeting card for Valentine’s Day, Anniversary’s, or any time you want to say I love you. </p>
<p>Front Message: High Love You</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
<p>Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)</p> -
Novelties
Born This Gay Pride Large Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
Large Gift Bag with White Cord Handles, Double-Sided Print -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Chameleon Color Changing X Factor Pasties – Orange/Yellow
$12.99Long live the Targaryens! Become the Mother of Dragons with color changing pasties. These ones shift between sunny yellow and fiery orange.
Now you see it, now you don’t! Our color changing nipple pasties will make onlookers do a double take while you strut the festival grounds. Green to yellow, purple to blue—rock your fav color combo on pasties that shift and shimmer like a mirage. Just like all our other pasties, this color changing fabric is totally waterproof and can stick to your ta-tas for up to 12 hours. Why pick one color when you can have two??? This is the missing piece you need to complete that killer ‘fit! -
Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Boobs Brown
$20.99Do you enjoy making a statement? Show your way-out personality with our new Boob Mug for People of Color. It makes a great novelty gift for any stoner event.
The mug is made of ceramic and features a wow-look realistic female boob design. It holds approx 12oz of liquid.
Attached to the side of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. Enjoy a smoke and a coffee! The mug comes packaged in a color box and is fully functional. This novelty product is recommended for adult use only.
Our new on-trend mugs are a must-have for the novelty shelf in your store. These Boob Mugs for people of color make cool adult gift ideas!
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$30.00Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Charlie Chains
$24.99Charlie Chains is the perfect gift for your favorite kinky friend! Show your loved one that they really have a hold of you with this chained up cutie.
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Games for Parties
Pecker Beer Pong Balls – 4 pk
$4.99Pong Balls takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel!
Grab a cold one, set up your table, and get ready to have the time of your life with our Pecker Pong Balls. Trust us, your friends will be lining up for their turn to play with these fun-filled balls. Get ready to take your beer pong game to the next level!
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4 Pecker Pong Balls.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
$13.99A new sex-themed pack of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in a pack. Each crayon has a dirty name and they come in funny & sexy boxes.
From Oral Orange to Peg me Purple to I Think I Am Going To…Cream, these packs of crayons make a great gift, fun party activity, and pair perfectly with WoodRocket’s Adult Coloring Books. -
Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Bop Bag
$41.99<p>The Dickheads inflatable bop bag. Just inflate with air, add water or sand to the base and punch away. So get ready to let loose, release some stress, and enjoy the playful fun!</p>
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Decals
Dads Are Dope Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Dads are Dope Sticker- Pack of 3.
Made with durable vinyl, it’s perfect for customizing your favorite items and showing off your laid-back, fun-loving side. -
Candy & Food Products
Pastease Tastease Edible Pasties & Pecker Wraps – Cinna-Buns O/S
$12.99<p><strong>SEX CANDY GROUND RULES & DIRECTIONS</strong></p>
<p><strong>Keep it clean.</strong> Always start and finish with clean, dry skin.</p>
<p><strong>Keep it fresh.</strong> Open only when you’re ready for tasting, teasing and using.</p>
<p><strong>Lick it & stick it.</strong> Moisten Dampen the area or the back of the pasties with water, saliva or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of your chosen surface. Savor the flavor.</p>
<p><strong>Savor The Flavor. </strong>Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick. suck and savor to completion or your satisfaction, whichever comes first.</p>
<p><strong>TASTEASE are the tastiest sex candy you’ll ever taste </strong>and intended for your mouth whole only. Don’t go stuffing them in or sticking them near any orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk, yes it has to be said. </p> -
Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Straws
$7.99<p>The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. These bachelorette party supplies are a necessity.</p>
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Invites
Glitterati Penis 3ft Mylar Balloon – Rose Gold
$9.99Celebrate your next bachelorette party with the 3ft Glitterati Penis Mylar Balloon. This enormous rose gold penis-shaped balloon will make a big statement at your bachelorette party. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati plates, napkins, candles, and more! Each package contains one balloon and straw to fill with air. Alternatively, if you want your balloon to float, you can fill it with helium at your local party store.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots the Dickheads Groom Spread Knife
$9.99<p>Spread the love at any party with the Dickheads spreader knife. Make it a center piece of your next charcuterie board.</p>
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots the Dickheads Bride Spread Knife
$9.99<p>Spread the love at any party with the Dickheads spreader knife. Make it a center piece of your next charcuterie board.</p>
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bop Bag
$41.99<p>The Dickheads inflatable bop bag. Just inflate with air, add water or sand to the base and punch away. So get ready to let loose, release some stress, and enjoy the playful fun!</p>
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Skull Bone
$18.99A wacky gift for an eccentric friend or family member. Delight a collector of ghostly and spooky gimmicks with this unique mug. It is perfect for a smoke with morning or evening coffee.
The mug is made of ceramic and finished in a black color. On the front is an eerie skull with bony fingers clasping a pipe. An intricate detailed bone design surrounds the top and bottom of the mug. The mug holds approx. 18 oz.
The Skull & Bones Mug is fully functional with a pipe and mouthpiece. The pipe is attached to the front of the mug, where you can pack your tobacco and light it. Smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This new addition to our Mug Collection is a fabulous and unusual gift that is sure to make an impact when opened. It comes packaged in a color gift box
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