Products
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket She/Her Keychain – Black/Gold
$14.99This glittery gold “She/Her” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
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Greeting Cards
Giving Head Is Greater Than Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99It’s the simple things, and if you don’t have to ask, it makes it all the greater. Gift our “Giving Head” NaughtyKard, greeting cards for adults, to your significant other who always gets down without being asked. Or maybe you’re tryna drop a hint? Either way, grab the card, and write a sweet (or spicy
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Pink Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$15.00Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Pink Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Invites
Glitterati Penis 3ft Mylar Balloon – Rose Gold
$9.99Celebrate your next bachelorette party with the 3ft Glitterati Penis Mylar Balloon. This enormous rose gold penis-shaped balloon will make a big statement at your bachelorette party. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati plates, napkins, candles, and more! Each package contains one balloon and straw to fill with air. Alternatively, if you want your balloon to float, you can fill it with helium at your local party store.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Matte Plus X – White O/S
$9.99Matte Plus X Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting matte material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches.
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Etc.
Super Fun Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$8.99Add an extra touch of fun and humor to your next gathering with our Super Fun Penis Appetizer Picks! Each pack includes six 7-inch bamboo picks adorned with reusable penis tops. These whimsical picks are the perfect way to incorporate a playful theme into your appetizer tray. Whether hosting a bachelorette party, a girls’ night in or simply looking to spice up your event, our Super Fun Penis Picks will surely be a hit. Get ready for laughter and conversation starters as you serve up delicious hors d’oeuvres with these unique and entertaining picks. Don’t miss this opportunity to elevate your hosting game and create lasting memories.
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Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy Silicone Refill – Neon Purple
$37.95Get some more silicone to make another neon purple homemade dildo! This 2-part silicone refill can be used with the molding powder bag refills to make another penis cast!
Larger than average? Check out our Sizing Chart to see if you may need to use this with the standard kit to get the FULL replica you deserve.
Contains:
1x neon purple-colored 100% platinum-cure silicone refill (7 oz total)
The molding process can be tricky! For expert tips, visit our how-to page or our blog.Not to be used with the Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ sleeve kit.
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Novelties
This Is Gay Stripe Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Novelties
Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen
$5.99Get your creative juices flowing with Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen! Our pens provide a sensory experience with their squishy-soft ergonomic design, making writing more fun. Plus, our water-based black ink offers a smooth writing experience without smudging. Whether you’re looking for a way to reduce stress in the office or want to have some fun doodling, Super Fun Penis Pen is here for you.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Howdy Rope Heart – Tan O/S
$11.99Introducing Howdy Pastease: Embrace the Wild West with a Touch of Sparkle!
Yeehaw, cowgirls! Saddle up and get ready to show off your true rodeo spirit in Howdy Pastease. This isn’t just any ordinary accessory; it’s a bold statement that combines the rustic charm of the wild west with a touch of glitzy glamour.
Features the word “Howdy” handcrafted in bold black rope lettering, capturing the essence of genuine western hospitality. The heart is detailed in the same rugged rope design, giving it an authentic feel that you’ll only find out on the range.
And what better way to set off this masterpiece than against the backdrop of our glittering velvet in a timeless camel color? The velvet brings an air of elegance, reminding us of those vintage saloons and ballrooms where cowboys and cowgirls twirled under the starry skies. The sparkling effect catches the light just right, ensuring you’re the center of attention no matter where you go – from line dancing at your favorite honky-tonk to making a bold statement at any event or riding your favorite cowboy.
Whether you’re two-stepping on the dance floor or riding the open trails, the New Howdy Pastease is the ultimate fusion of country heritage and contemporary style. So, giddy up and grab yours today to let your western spirit shine as bright as the Texas sun. It’s time to say “Howdy” to a new era of country chic!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Best Buds Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Best Buds” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Greeting Cards
420 Foreplay Blazed Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Key Chains
Creature Cocks King Cobra Silicone Key Chain – Black/Red
$10.99Let your freaky side show and flag that you’re into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
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Cake Pans / Baking Related
Cannabis Cookie Cutter
$5.99Our four-inch Cannabis Cookie cutter can be used for fun 420-inspired treats, sandwiches, pancakes, and more!
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Miscellaneous
Sex & Mischief Brat Sensory Fingertips
$14.99Show them your claws and switch up the power dynamic with the Brat Sensory Fingertips. You can reveal your softer side with gentle, tickling sensations or tease and torment with pressure play. Either way, these rose-gold fingertips will bring just the right amount of sass to your next scene.
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Shorty Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Boobs Brown
$20.99Do you enjoy making a statement? Show your way-out personality with our new Boob Mug for People of Color. It makes a great novelty gift for any stoner event.
The mug is made of ceramic and features a wow-look realistic female boob design. It holds approx 12oz of liquid.
Attached to the side of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. Enjoy a smoke and a coffee! The mug comes packaged in a color box and is fully functional. This novelty product is recommended for adult use only.
Our new on-trend mugs are a must-have for the novelty shelf in your store. These Boob Mugs for people of color make cool adult gift ideas!
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Coupons & Vouchers
Oral Sex Scratch Tickets – Every Ticket is a Winner
$4.99Get lucky with every ticket with 8 winning tickets of oral pleasure. Whenever you want oral sex from your lover, scratch off a ticket to reveal an oral sex adventure. Then redeem with your lover and decide who assumes each position. Give as a gift or share as a couple.
Graphics are non-gender specific, so ANY couple can play.
Includes: 8 Scratch Off Tickets
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Seducer Leather Pasties w/Ring – Black
$13.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Tattoo Girl
$20.99A wow-gift for a free-thinking, tattoo-loving, smoker. Thrill a special person on a birthday or any special day.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 10oz. It is shaped like a female body with hands covering her breasts. There are 3 beautiful tattoos on the front and angel wings on her back.
Attached to the side of the body is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This new addition to our Pipe Collection is a fabulous and unusual gift that is sure to make an impact when opened.
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Games for Parties
Pink Pussy Card Game
$9.99The wildly fun strategy card game for 2-6 adults. Compete with other players to be the first to run out of cards. Call out your color and shape each time, or you have to draw a new card. Use the specialty cards such as Fuck Off, 69 or Black Whip to skip other players, reverse the order, or switch hands. The Pink Pussy is wild, and allows you to assign 3 cards to another player and change the color in play. Fast paced fun!
Includes: 108 Cards and 1 Rule Card
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple.
Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Daisy – Brown O/S
$9.99Daisy: Suede Flower Breast Petals by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of durable yet soft Eco-Fi felt material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® daisy nipple covers when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage Diameter 1.55 inches
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book
$14.99The MILF Porn Coloring book has 24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations featuring all sorts of MILFS doing all naughty things you fantasize about! And now you get to color them! It’s got nudity and is for Adults only. It’s a fun activity for bachelor & bachelorette parties! Buy it for yourself or as a gift for friends or any MILF-lover in your life.
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Things You Wear
Googly Eye Pasties – Glow in the Dark
$4.99Give your lover a laugh and a surprise with your googly eyes! Why not have a little fun in the
bedroom with these humorously sexy high-quality pasties? Get sexy, get silly, and get googly!
The vinyl pasties peel off the header back and are designed so that the eyes are above the nipples.
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$16.99Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Purple Pot Leaf Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our KushWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. 3 SHEETS SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Melty Heart – Black O/S
$11.99Melty Heart: Melty Heart Nipple Pasties by Pastease® o/s are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these melty heart nipple covers on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.8 X 2.8 inches
Coverage Diameter: 2 inches.
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Games for Parties
Drink Fun 21 Card Game
$11.99Looking for a fun way to liven up your next gathering? Drink Fun 21 has you covered! Spice up the classic game of 21 with 4 extra aces and new challenges that require skill, luck, and truth. It’s the perfect game to make every night a party night, no matter the occasion! Get ready to have your party lit with Drink Fun 21!
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Card Games
Wood Rocket Classic Porn Playing Cards
$14.99Officially licensed VCX product. This deck is sexy and retro-cool. These cards feature the movie posters from top classic Adult movies like Swedish Sorority Girls, The Long Ranger, Sex World, Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls, and John Holmes’ Girls On Fire.
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Glitterati Penis Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$11.99Each pack of Glitterati appetizer picks contains six 7-inch stainless still reusable skewers. These washable skewers come in metallic (2) gold, (2) rose gold, and (2) silver colors. Our elegant Glitterati picks are the newest addition to our Glitterati line of party wares and are a great way to incorporate the penis theme into your appetizer tray for any bachelorette or adult-themed party.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sparkling Stars & Strips USA Cowboy Boot – Red/White/Blue O/S
$11.99Boots: Sparkling Stars & Stripes USA Cowboy Boot Nipple Pasties by Pastease®.
Kick the dust up in these sparkly Americana cowboy boots!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all! Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.1 inches Coverage Diameter: 1.7 inches . -
Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Colorful Shroom – Multi Color O/S
$11.99Mushroom: Colorful Shroom Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these colorful mushroom nipple pasties on clean, dry skin! All Pastease® pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 2.7 x 2.8 inches
Coverage: 1.8 inch
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