Products
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Glitterati Boobie Party Napkins – Pack of 8
$4.99Our elegant two-ply, 7-inch paper napkins are on-trend for this bachelorette season and feature fun metallic stamped boobs (gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze). Each package contains eight 7-Inch two-ply boob napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, games, accessories, candles, and more!
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Weed Pot Leaf Keychain – Green
$14.99This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. Display your smoke product pride! This Green Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only smaller! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift! Oh, and please don’t smoke this keychain.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Sexy AF Nipple Couture Studded Pastie – Black O/S
$14.99Sexy AF Nipple Couture was created with the intent of building confidence, playfulness and excitement. Our reusable nipple couture is made of skin safe silicone adhesive and come in 12 sexy designs to fit your mood. Sexy AF Nipple Couture is a great gift to yourself, friends and lovers.
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Dice
Behind Closed Doors 4 Kinky Sex Dice
$11.99Behind Closed Doors, 4 Kinky Sex Dice is an exciting way to spice up your sex life! Roll the dice for fun sexual foreplay and kinky sex activities. Little Genie creates games to increase pleasure and fun among lovers.
Game Play:
Decide who rolls first. Then roll only 3 of the dice for the foreplay portion of the game. Action (light teal), time (peach), and the part of the body (pink). Complete the roll by acting on the body in the allotted time. Take turns until you both decide to roll the position die (lavender). Spice it up by rolling the die several times, and enjoy. Everyone is a winner in this game!
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Any Party Occasion
I'd Hit That Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop
Whether it’s their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It’s a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!
Patent Pending.
Design Details: ‘I’d Hit That’ greeting card featuring a playful sketched bong with hearts, against a deep purple background. Perfect for a laugh with your smoking buddy.
Front Message: I’d Hit ThatInside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook
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Novelties
Pride Gift Bag
$8.99Pride Collection Large Gift Bag.
Big Fun with Big Bags! Perfect for everything from delicate glass treasures to adult surprises. Dive into our playful collection of Pride-themed, Naughty, and Classic Gift Bags
Size:
13″H x 9.6″L x 4.5″Includes:
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Decals
Dads Are Dope Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Dads are Dope Sticker- Pack of 3.
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Greeting Cards
Think Less, Vibe More Naughty Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Card Message:</strong> Think Less, Vibe More</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
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Bachelorette & Party Supplies
Shots The Dickheads Couples Tall Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Ride 'Em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties – O/S
$9.99Introducing the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties, the perfect accessory to elevate your intimate style. These form-fitting pasties are designed with denim material to add a touch of edgy sophistication to your look.
With their easy peel and stick application, these pasties are a breeze to wear. Simply remove the backing and place them over your desired area for a secure and confident fit. The adhesive is strong enough to stay in place, yet gentle enough to be easily removed without any discomfort. What makes these pasties even more appealing is their reusability. Simply remove and store them properly after each use for prolonged enjoyment.
Unleash your inner wild side with the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties. Whether you’re looking to spice up your intimate moments or add a unique touch to your festival outfits, these pasties are the perfect choice to make a bold statement.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Glitter Butterfly Melt – Multi Color O/S
$11.99Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin.
Drippy and hippie and flying high. Our Butterfly Melt Trippy Glitter Rainbow nipple pasties have got you covered with medical-grade, latex-free material and waterproof, wrinkle-resistant features that allow you to lose yourself without worry. Be bold and carefree at the same time with these beauties, and flaunt some whimsy.
All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3.3 x 3.2 inches. Coverage Diameter: 1.8 inches.
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Any Party Occasion
Shots The Dickheads Shorty Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Cruel Intentions Studded Pasties – Black O/S
$17.99“How can someone so charming be so manipulative”? You’ll be sure to get your way everyday that you rock these black reusable ‘Cruel Intentions’ Burlesque Nipztix Pasties. Sphere shaped with spikes at every cardinal point, these Fierce AF Nipztix will show the world that you play to win. Don’t worry, our bet’s on you!
Each box includes 2 reusable Burlesque Nipztix pasties. BNPs will accentuate your allure and give you a sexy, provocative and occasionally comedic edge whether you’re turnin’ up at the cabaret or at da club. When treated with the utmost love, care, and respect, these silicon sparkles can be worn many many times….they really are ALL THAT JAZZ! Grab a pair and get ready for the extravaganza!
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Party
Wood Rocket Girls Night Out Do or Dare Dice Game – Red
$8.99Roll’ play with this Girls Night Out ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice bachelorette party game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your crew what to do, if you dare. Last lady standing wins!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Basic Matte Plus X – White O/S
$9.99Matte Plus X Cross Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting matte material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall
Coverage: 1.6 inches.
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Etc.
Big Boobie Sports Bottle – 16 oz Flesh
$9.99Big Boobie Sports Bottle. Enjoy your favorite beverage while amusing your friends . . . anywhere, anytime!
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Toothpicks – Black
$8.99<p>Stick a dick in your hors d’oeuvres by using this fun Dickheads toothpicks. Fun for any occasion.</p>
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Regular Mug – Black High Tea
$11.99Calling all tea drinkers out there! This unique mug is the perfect way to enjoy a steaming cup of tea and a smoke to get your day started!
Start your day with a steaming cup of tea and a smoke. Our trendy single-wall mug is crafted from ceramic and features a standard tea cup that can hold approx 11 oz. Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. The mug comes in a shiny black color with a black inside. It has a striking white imprint on the front. Sit back, relax and enjoy your morning tea and smoke.
This product is recommended for adult use only. It is microwave and dishwasher safe. The mug comes packaged in a color gift box.
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Glitterati Penis Hor D'Oeuvre Picks – Set of 6
$13.99Each pack of Glitterati appetizer picks contains six 7-inch stainless still reusable skewers. These washable skewers come in metallic (2) gold, (2) rose gold, and (2) silver colors. Our elegant Glitterati picks are the newest addition to our Glitterati line of party wares and are a great way to incorporate the penis theme into your appetizer tray for any bachelorette or adult-themed party.
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain – Tan
$14.99This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift.
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fuck off Enamel Pin
$11.99This “Fuck Off” enamel lapel pin is red and white with the right amount of attitude.Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
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Greeting Cards
Love Retro Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99<p>Love is in the air, and we’re bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you’re looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.</p>
<p>Front Message: Love</p>
<p>Retro Vibes: This card channels the spirit of the ’70s with its funky, psychedelic design.</p>
<p>Inside Message: (Blank Inside)</p>
<p>Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″</p>
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Miscellaneous
Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties Black S/M
$48.99Play Easy Rider Open Cup Bra, Fishnet Top, Panty, Choker, Gloves, Bandana & Pasties.
7 piece set.
Wetlook fabric.
Stud detail.
Open cup bra with hook and eye closure.
Long sleeve fishnet top.
Panty.
Choker.
Fingerless gloves.
Bandana headband.
1 pair of cross shape “Ride Me” pasties.
Materials: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Washing Instructions: Hand wash separately in cold water. Do not bleach. Flat dry.
Sizing Info:
S/M
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Games for Parties
Boobie Beer Pong Balls – 4 pk
$4.99Pong Balls takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel!
Grab a cold one, set up your table, and get ready to have the time of your life with our Boobie Pong Balls. Trust us, your friends will be lining up for their turn to play with these fun-filled balls. Get ready to take your beer pong game to the next level!
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Card Games
Sex Crazed Card Game
$10.99In this sexy, fun foreplay game, we reimagined the classic Crazy 8’s card game! The 8’s have become SEX CRAZED and provide a fun and adventurous way to ignite the night. The goal is to be the first player to get rid of all the cards in their hand. The actual winner depends on the cards being played. For 2-5 players.
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Things to Wear
Birthday Girl Tiara – Rose Gold
$7.99<p>A Sophisticated & Stunning Rose Gold Metallic & Diamante Birthday Girl Boxed Birthday Tiara. The Logo Has Been Created and Cut Out in Padded Sponge Foil. Elegantly Placed on the Birthday Girls Head for the Ultimate Birthday Accessory .</p>
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Bong Air Freshener – Pineapple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Bong” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Unicorn
$18.99Add a smoke, coffee and the mystical magic of unicorns to your morning routine. This trendy unicorn mug is sure to add a touch of fun to your adult life!
This novelty mug is made from ceramic. It features a magical look in classic pastel unicorn colors. The unicorn has gold feet, a gold horn and gold stars. Beautiful details make this Roast & Toast mug stand out.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. The mug holds approx 18oz.
Choose a unique mystical novelty gift for a friend – Unicorns are all the rage and are not only for children! The mug comes packaged in a color box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
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Etc.
Cock Suckers Pecker Straws – Vanilla Lovers Pack of 10
$3.99It’s a “Pecker Party” with the Sexy Cock Suckers line of assorted Pecker Straws from Hott Products! These fun reusable straws will make your next party event even hotter! Take your next sip with these naughty PECKER straws and watch your party explode with laughter!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Football Glitter Pasties – Brown O/S
$12.99Whether you’re a die hard fan or just love a good tailgate, you’ll be sure to earn a penalty of illegal use of hands and get the W with these glitter football pasties by Neva Nude. ps. No pigs were harmed in the making of these nipple stickers!
Each pack includes 2 Nipztix pasties. Nipztix will effectively hide your thunder while allowing you to shine! Our pasties are great for raves and rendezvous, parties and poolsides, and festivals or fashion emergencies. Wear Nipztix for evenings out, with daring dresses or to spice up those intimate situations 😉 Rock Your Body (yeah, yeah) without the wardrobe malfunctions. Join our party and dare to (almost) bare!
All Nipztix are handmade with love and therefore unique! Product may vary slightly from image.
All Nipztix products are handmade in sunny California.
Hypoallergenic, latex-free medical grade adhesive.
Last for 10-12 hours.
Made of locally sourced materials (Santa Monica, yay!)
Self-adhering, with an easy peasy application.
Spice up your cutest outfits, wear under our tank tops, or even replace a bikini top 😉
Female owned and operated, BOOOYAH!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
$13.99A new sex-themed pack of crayons from the makers of the extremely popular, Offensive Crayons. 24 Crayons in a pack. Each crayon has a dirty name and they come in funny & sexy boxes.
From Oral Orange to Peg me Purple to I Think I Am Going To…Cream, these packs of crayons make a great gift, fun party activity, and pair perfectly with WoodRocket’s Adult Coloring Books. -
Toys
Pot Leaf Pop It Fidget Toy – Green
$6.99Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Bop Bag
$41.99<p>The Dickheads inflatable bop bag. Just inflate with air, add water or sand to the base and punch away. So get ready to let loose, release some stress, and enjoy the playful fun!</p>
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Greeting Cards
420 Foreplay Blazed Greeting Card w/Rock Candy Vibrator & Fresh Vibes Towelettes
$19.99<p>Introducing our NaughtyVibes Greeting Card with a Flirty Twist!</p>
<p>Are you ready to take your heartfelt messages to the next level of intimacy and excitement? Look no further than our innovative NaughtyVibes Greeting Card, designed to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of pleasure to your special moments.</p>
<h2>Product Details</h2>
<p>NaughtyVibes powered by Rock Candy Sex Toys</p>
<p><strong>Size:</strong> A2 4.25″ x 5.5″ + Envelope + Hanging Plastic Packaging</p>
<p><strong>Description: </strong>Greeting Card With Bullet Vibrator Attached + Vibrator Wipe Included</p>
<p><strong>Special Instructions:</strong> Informational Instructions on Use Included </p>
<p><em>Patent Pending </em></p>
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