Products
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Greeting Cards
Rainbow Penis Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Rainbow Penis Print .
The type of print that you want on anything! Penis, rainbows, peace signs and pot leafs. Use this as a blank card for any occasion.Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Petites XO Hearts – Pink O/S
$11.99Petites: Two-Pair Small XO Pattern Pink Hearts Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Dimensions: 1.9 x 1.6 inches.
Coverage Diameter: 1 inch.
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Novelties
Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen
$5.99Get your creative juices flowing with Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen! Our pens provide a sensory experience with their squishy-soft ergonomic design, making writing more fun. Plus, our water-based black ink offers a smooth writing experience without smudging. Whether you’re looking for a way to reduce stress in the office or want to have some fun doodling, Super Fun Penis Pen is here for you.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Nipplicious Furball Pasties – Red
$9.99Turn your “sexual heat” up with Nipplicious erotic Nipple Pasties! These Sexy erotic pasties not only bring out your individual erotic flare, but will drive your lover wild with intense passionate excitement!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Stoned to the Bone Air Freshener – Pine
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Stoned To The Bone” skull cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pine Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Board Games
Dick Head Ring Toss Game
$12.99Dick Head Ring Toss Game from Hott Products.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Deluxe Mug – Constellation
$12.99This stunning Black Roast & Toast Mug with a white Leaf Constellation design will transport you to far away galaxies! Relax under a sky full of stars and enjoy a smoke and a steaming coffee.
This is the perfect gift for any smoker! Our beautiful Roast & Toast Mug is made of ceramic. It features a cool white leaf constellation set in a night sky filled with stars.
Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your steaming coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a color gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This is a great gift favor idea for a 420-themed event, party, dinner or celebration. It also makes a fabulous collectable to add to a mug collection.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Trippin Over U Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99Inspired by our “Trippin’ Over You” KushKard, We created a KushWrap with our kush-room! Mushrooms are all the rage right now as reports have come out about the health benefits of different types of mushrooms… I’m not talking about the psychedelics! (But apparently those have their own benefits) Have a mushroom lover, or granola girl in your life?
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SIZE: 20″ x 29″
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease All Sparkle Plus X – Black O/S
$11.99Sparkle & Prints Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.
Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
Pastease® are the Funmaker that brings out your inner Tease!
Dimensions: 3 inches wide x 3 inches tall Coverage: 1.6 inches.
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Any Party Occasion
Doobies Boobies Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99This playful card, adorned with a whimsical pattern of ‘Doobies and Boobies,’ brings a lighthearted and cheeky spirit to any occasion. With a fun and carefree design, it’s perfect for sharing a laugh and spreading joy among friends. The card’s charming illustrations are sure to spark conversation and smiles, making it an ideal choice for those who don’t take life too seriously and enjoy a good chuckle.
Design Details: A playful greeting card with a white background, adorned with a pattern of whimsical illustrations including joints, blunts, and stylized breasts.Front Message: (Pattern Design)
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes a slot for inserting matchbook(included)
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Games for Parties
Boobie Beer Pong Balls – 4 pk
$4.99Pong Balls takes on a whole new Bouncing Feel!
Grab a cold one, set up your table, and get ready to have the time of your life with our Boobie Pong Balls. Trust us, your friends will be lining up for their turn to play with these fun-filled balls. Get ready to take your beer pong game to the next level!
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4 Boobie Pong Balls
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Bachelor Party
Shots The Dickheads Groom Shot Glass
$21.99<p>Suck a dick for a good time with the funny Dickheads Shot Glasses. Whether you’re enjoying some whiskey, or sipping tequila straight, you’ll sip in style with this fun glasses set.</p>
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Invites
Glitterati Penis 3ft Mylar Balloon – Rose Gold
$9.99Celebrate your next bachelorette party with the 3ft Glitterati Penis Mylar Balloon. This enormous rose gold penis-shaped balloon will make a big statement at your bachelorette party. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati plates, napkins, candles, and more! Each package contains one balloon and straw to fill with air. Alternatively, if you want your balloon to float, you can fill it with helium at your local party store.
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Greeting Cards
Send Doobs Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99We teamed up with our buds over at Roque Paq to bring a sexy Send Doobs smoking trio to a greeting card. Even better, there’s a built-in slot to hold an actual doob (supplied by you). The card comes paired with our Send Doobs matches for an iconic bundle*.
ARTIST SERIES
Designed By @roguepaqINSIDE: BLANK
Send Nudes Matchbook by Rogue Paq Included
SIZE: MINI / A2 SIZE: 5.5″ X 4.25″
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Decals
Bong Water Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Change your Bong Water Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Greeting Cards
It's 420 Somewhere 420 Greeting Card
$5.99What time is it? IDK but it’s gotta be 4:20 somewhere! Simple, but punny, our newest KushKards are here without a slot for a pre-roll! Want to gift your stoner friend something that’s on theme, but not “loud” these cards are for you! Bright and fun on the outside with the cannabis leaves for the background, this card comes blank on the inside so you can customize it for any occasion!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Sun Babe – Pink O/S
$11.99Introducing ‘Babe’ Doll Pink Sunburst nipple pasties! These fun and flirty pasties are designed in the style of everyone’s favorite doll. With their bright pink color and sunburst shape, they’re sure to make a statement and add pop to any outfit.
Made from soft and comfortable materials, Pastease pasties are gentle on your skin and can be worn for hours without discomfort. The medical-grade adhesive backing ensures that they stay securely in place, even during high-energy activities like dancing or jazzercising. Plus, they’re waterproof and sweatproof, so you can wear them with confidence in any situation.
Perfect for festivals, parties, play or just to celebrate YOU, the ‘Babe’ Pink Sunburst nipple pasties are peel & stick fun that will help you express your unique style and Barbie-girl personality. So why wait, gurl? Add a touch of glamor doll to your wardrobe today with Pastease’s ‘Babe’ Pink Sunburst nipple pasties!
Dimensions: 3 X 2.8″
Coverage: 2″
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Dolls - Lifelike
Lola Love Lamb Blow Up Sheep
$9.99Lola love lamb has a date, Lola love lamb feels so great. Soft and cuddly as can be. She will bring you to your knees. She’ll save you time she’ll save you money. Your friends will really think she’s funny, so take her out on the town Lola love Lamb won’t let you down. 16″ Tall.
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Rainbow Pot Leaf Wrapping Paper
$16.99Traditional wrapping paper feel too boring for you? Not here! Grab our Pride Pot Leaf Naughty Wrapping paper to make your gift stand out. A nice thick sheet of glossy paper, our NaughtyWrap comes in 3 individual sheets rolled together to make gift wrapping easy. Grab this today for your Proud stoner friend.
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Banners
Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons
$7.99This festive line of tableware and playful decor features five high-quality 11-inch Balloons that read Happy Fucking Birthday and are filled with fuck you finger confetti. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.
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Dice
Oral Sex Glow in the Dark Dice Game
$8.99Have fun frolicking in the dark! Roll the Pink Dice for oral foreplay and select your own body part or action when you roll a wild. Roll both wilds and you win, and get to roll the green oral sex die. Then you decide which one of you assumes each position on the die roll.
Graphics are non-gender specific, so ANY couple can play.
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Things You Wear
Blow Job Bib – Rainbow
$6.99Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
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Novelties
Any Couple Sex! Dice
$5.99The Sex Dice game that works for any couple. The purple die instructs you what to do, and the pink die determines how long to carry it out. The roller decides who assumes each position and whether or not to include a toy.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Ride 'Em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties – O/S
$9.99Introducing the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties, the perfect accessory to elevate your intimate style. These form-fitting pasties are designed with denim material to add a touch of edgy sophistication to your look.
With their easy peel and stick application, these pasties are a breeze to wear. Simply remove the backing and place them over your desired area for a secure and confident fit. The adhesive is strong enough to stay in place, yet gentle enough to be easily removed without any discomfort. What makes these pasties even more appealing is their reusability. Simply remove and store them properly after each use for prolonged enjoyment.
Unleash your inner wild side with the Ride ’em Premium Denim Collection Round Pasties. Whether you’re looking to spice up your intimate moments or add a unique touch to your festival outfits, these pasties are the perfect choice to make a bold statement.
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Edible Undies
Gummy Ball Bands – 3 Pack Asst. Colors/Flavors
$4.99Ball Bands – 3 Edible Fruity Gummy Testicular Bands. Flavors include Apple, Orange and Blueberry.
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Card Games
Why Don't We Date Scratch-Off Game
$23.90Plan the perfect date night with 52 unique and fun scratch off date night ideas, a great gift for couples looking to add some adventure and fun to their relationship.
With clues on the cards to get an idea of the type of date: budget, night/day, lenght, etc. Surprise your partner with this romantic gifts for him or her & create unforgettable memories together.
The only one with QR Codes to help you on your date. With tips and extra info to make your dates more fun and exciting.
Step out of your comfort zone with new couples activities to do together. With great activities for any type of budget, and with alternatives for in or out dates.
Perfect for any occasion: Anniversary Gifts for her, birthdays, gifts for him, wife gifts, couples gifts, card games for adults, game night, date night box, romantic gifts for her, relationship gifts, fun games for adults, newly wed gift, 3 year anniversary gifts for him, scratch off date book for couples, couples adventure book & more! -
Body Molding Kit
Clone-A-Willy x Drive Away Dolls Vibrating – Forever Fuchsia
$49.99Love them forever with our DIY molding kits ! We created the custom silicone color ‘Forever Fuchsia’ in celebration of Ethan Cohen’s new film, Drive-Away Dolls!
Our penis-molding kit lets you make an exact, vibrating, silicone replica of any penis, safely and easily in the comfort of your own home. Clone-A-Willy is a homemade dildo kit that captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet. It’s not only fun and easy to do, but is a great tool for self-love as well as coupled exploration & connection! -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Killer Buds Adult Coloring Book
$14.99Killer Buds Weed Coloring Book re-imagines all your favrote horror film characters… only blazed! Featuring The Thing, Freddy, Jason, Halloween, Alien, Texas Chainsaw, and more! It’s highly fun! This Adult Coloring Book has got 24 fun pages featuring 24 fun original illustrations in the theme of getting blizzy-blizzy-blazed. Color it in with crayons or colored pencils or markers.
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Games for Parties
Smash Party Drinking Game
$22.99Have fun with this tipping tower game while you get smashed or get to smash! The blocks have sexy dares; take a shot or a drink if you do not want to do the dare on the block you remove.
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Greeting Cards
Happy Steak And BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card – Pack Of 6
$33.99Steak and BJ Card.
There’s a holiday for everything these days, and when we heard about this “unofficial” holiday that happens a month after Valentine’s Day, it had us feeling creative. Fellas! Grab this card, (and if you really want this to happen) some steaks, to ask your lady in a sweet way for your 2 favorite things… write a sweet (or spicy) message on the inside for encouragement. Happy Steak and BJ day from Naughty Kards!Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Gift Bags & Wrapping Paper
Grey Sweatpants Naughty Wrapping Paper
$16.99It’s the grey sweatpants for me…
Gift him something he will love to wear and you will love to see him in, because what’s better than a 2 for 1 present? Inspired by our newest NaughtyKard, we designed this “Grey Sweatpants” NaughtyWrap, so you can tell him how much you love those grey sweats when he wears them
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Greeting Cards
Swallow Your Heart Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Let me Swallow your Heart Card.
The key to my heart .
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Decals
Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3
$9.00Love Cums Naughty Sticker – Pack of 3.
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Novelty Mug – Tattoo Girl
$20.99A wow-gift for a free-thinking, tattoo-loving, smoker. Thrill a special person on a birthday or any special day.
This trendy novelty mug is made of ceramic and holds around 10oz. It is shaped like a female body with hands covering her breasts. There are 3 beautiful tattoos on the front and angel wings on her back.
Attached to the side of the body is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top, allowing you to enjoy a smoke with your morning or evening coffee. It is microwave and dishwasher safe and comes packaged in a gift box. This product is recommended for adult use only.
This new addition to our Pipe Collection is a fabulous and unusual gift that is sure to make an impact when opened.
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Soccer Balls – Caramel
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Peekaboos Off the Wall Checkered Pasties – 2 Pairs 1 Black/1 Red
$13.99Peekaboos Off the Wall Checkered Pasties – 2 Pairs 1 Black/1 Red .
For whatever the occasion, Peekaboos Pasties has the perfect pasty for you. The high-quality, detailed pieces of the Peekaboos Pasties collection provide a vast assortment of styles. With design elements ranging from simplistic ‘X’s and hearts in classic colors, to playfully flirtatious tassels, from jeweled adjustable rings to crystal open designs, Peekaboos Pasties offers a selection of the finest in pasty adornment. Whether you search for something subtle to wear under a sheer top or something outrageous to make an outfit of its own, Peekaboos is sure to provide the perfect option for today’s vivacious woman.
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