Products
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Mugs & Cups
Fashioncraft Small Regular Mug – Black High Tea
$11.99Calling all tea drinkers out there! This unique mug is the perfect way to enjoy a steaming cup of tea and a smoke to get your day started!
Start your day with a steaming cup of tea and a smoke. Our trendy single-wall mug is crafted from ceramic and features a standard tea cup that can hold approx 11 oz. Attached to the front of the mug is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up the hollow handle to the mouthpiece on the top. The mug comes in a shiny black color with a black inside. It has a striking white imprint on the front. Sit back, relax and enjoy your morning tea and smoke.
This product is recommended for adult use only. It is microwave and dishwasher safe. The mug comes packaged in a color gift box.
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Novelties
Sex!!! Board Game
$9.99The Game for Any Couple, Thruple, or Quad. Do you and your lover(s) enjoy hot ravenous Sex? If so, you’ll love this fast-paced game of foreplay and sexplay! Enjoy foreplay as you move around the board and the winner gets to spin for a winning sex position. If playing with more than 2 people, add a sex position per additional person.
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Petites Disco Plus X – Pink O/S Pack of 2 Pair
$11.99Emotion Lotion is a sweet, candy like massage oil that enhances erotic and sensual massage by making it tasty. Water based/ Easily washes away. Latex, Plastic & Rubber Compatible, 100% Food Grade Ingredients.
This warming lotion gets warm when you rub it and hot when you blow on it. Give some to someone you love!
Silky to the touch and enchanting to the taste, a whisper-soft blow on these delicately scented oils warms the skin with a tingly glow. -
Mugs & Cups
Chemistry Shot Glass Set – Set of 4
$8.99Mix up some yummy shots at your next party with this colorful Chemistry Shot Glass Set. Includes measurements up to 1.5 ounces on each shot. Hand wash only.
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Games for Parties
Wood Rocket Stoner Party Dice Game – Green
$8.99Roll’ play with this Stoner Party ‘Do Or Dare ‘ Dice Game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your best bud what to do, if you dare. Smoke, roll, and puff puff play!
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Daddy Paddle Air Freshener – Peach
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Daddy Paddle” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Peach Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Greeting Cards
Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99Blow Me – Eat the cake after!
Who needs candles when you can get our Naughty Kard to say what you really want for that special someones Birthday. Continue your imagination by writing your own message inside…Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
Card – Envelope – Plastic Packaging
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Key Chains
Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain – Tan
$14.99This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift.
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Novelties
Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign
$24.99Plastic Jumbo Pride Yard Sign. From Beistle
tri-fold design; 3 metal stakes included; all-weather; assembly required. -
Novelties
All Dicks Naughty Confetti
$4.99Adult penis-shaped confetti in all 11 of the pride flag colors. Great for last night out parties,
pride parties and other adult events. Includes 15 grams of naughty confetti. -
Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket Fabulous Air Freshener – Perfume
$6.99Smell ya later with this “Fabulous” rainbow cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Perfume Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Premium Popsicle Ice Pop – Cherry Red O/S
$8.99Popsicle: Cherry Red Ice Pop Nipple Pasties by Pastease® A fun twist on a classic patriotic summer treat!
Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.
Conceal or Reveal with Pastease® nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Pastease Howdy Rope Heart – Tan O/S
$11.99Introducing Howdy Pastease: Embrace the Wild West with a Touch of Sparkle!
Yeehaw, cowgirls! Saddle up and get ready to show off your true rodeo spirit in Howdy Pastease. This isn’t just any ordinary accessory; it’s a bold statement that combines the rustic charm of the wild west with a touch of glitzy glamour.
Features the word “Howdy” handcrafted in bold black rope lettering, capturing the essence of genuine western hospitality. The heart is detailed in the same rugged rope design, giving it an authentic feel that you’ll only find out on the range.
And what better way to set off this masterpiece than against the backdrop of our glittering velvet in a timeless camel color? The velvet brings an air of elegance, reminding us of those vintage saloons and ballrooms where cowboys and cowgirls twirled under the starry skies. The sparkling effect catches the light just right, ensuring you’re the center of attention no matter where you go – from line dancing at your favorite honky-tonk to making a bold statement at any event or riding your favorite cowboy.
Whether you’re two-stepping on the dance floor or riding the open trails, the New Howdy Pastease is the ultimate fusion of country heritage and contemporary style. So, giddy up and grab yours today to let your western spirit shine as bright as the Texas sun. It’s time to say “Howdy” to a new era of country chic!
Dimensions: 3″ x 2.7″
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Any Party Occasion
Weed Before Sex Greeting Card w/Matchbook
$7.99Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’ greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it’s a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it’s a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, “I get you,” in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Patent Pending.
Design Details: Chic white greeting card with bold green text ‘Weed Before Sex is a Love Language’, accented with playful patterns, ideal for a fun-loving couple.
Front Message: Weed Before Sex Is A Love Language
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap, Matchbook.
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Greeting Cards
Stripplerloin Naughty Greeting Card
$5.99How do you like your sirloin? Stripper style? I mean kabob?
Get wild and grab some steaks, and our “Stripperloin” Greeting Card, by NaughtyKards, and gift this to your steak loving friends. Write on the inside how you want to spend your Friday night. Steaks and Strippers? Time and Place? Enjoy!
Size: A2 4.25″ x 5.5″
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Miscellaneous
Wood Rocket I Love Butts Air Freshener – Apple
$6.99Smell ya later with this “I Love Butts” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Apple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
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Pasties for Bachelorette Party
Neva Nude Black Light Glitter Shroom Pasties – Pink/White O/S
$12.99Come down the rabbit hole with us! While you may not grow shorter or taller, we still promise you one wild ride! Super Blacklight Reactive BB!
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Bachelorette Party
Shots The Dickheads Bride Bop Bag
$41.99<p>The Dickheads inflatable bop bag. Just inflate with air, add water or sand to the base and punch away. So get ready to let loose, release some stress, and enjoy the playful fun!</p>
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Miscellaneous
Bondage Bearz Gag Ball Gary
$24.99Bondage has never been as cute as Gary Gag Ball! Show your favorite slave your soft side with this adorable, gagged teddy bear.
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Games for Parties
Pink Pussy Card Game
$9.99The wildly fun strategy card game for 2-6 adults. Compete with other players to be the first to run out of cards. Call out your color and shape each time, or you have to draw a new card. Use the specialty cards such as Fuck Off, 69 or Black Whip to skip other players, reverse the order, or switch hands. The Pink Pussy is wild, and allows you to assign 3 cards to another player and change the color in play. Fast paced fun!
Includes: 108 Cards and 1 Rule Card
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Candy & Food Products
Sports Nuts Cock Pop Baseballs – Vanilla
$6.99You will be hot to trot when you play with these balls, and you’ll be sure to get some good Dick with every lick! Be the hit of any wild party event and be sure to score with these unique sweet tasting Sports Nuts COCK pops. A grand slam dunk of deliciousness in every lick when you hand off one of these sweet tasting cock pops!
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